Blonde Jokes

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first onthe moon!"The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads."You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said The Russian.To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going atnight!"

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that herbody hurt wherever she touched it."Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.Everywhere she touched made her scream.The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde.""I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."

Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"To this the other blonde replied "I know it, and if I knew how to swim I'd go out there and drown her."

A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."

A blonde saw a "¿" on her computer screen and asked another blonde,"How do you do that?" She responded . . ."Simple, turn the keyboard upside down!"

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees anotherblonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts,"How can I get to the other side?"The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back,"You ARE on the other side."

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........ And one blonde says to the other, "Which do You think is farther away..........Florida or the moon?"The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can You see Florida ...?????"

A blonde opened a box of Cheerios® and exclaimed "LOOK! A box of donut seeds!